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its-a-spiderbaby:

isnoggirls:

So Will [Arnett] is quite fond of Xbox’s “Call of Duty”…

Oh my God! He’s obsessed. I’ve lost him. I’ve lost my husband to “Call of Duty.”

Have you played it with him?

No, I refuse. It’s too stressful to me and I don’t know how. He’ll say “Babe, just come in and watch it. I’m telling you, you’ll like it.” I watch it for five seconds and I’m like this is giving me the biggest anxiety attack. Do you play “Call of Duty”?

Sadly no. But he’s got a cool crew he plays with right?

He plays with [“SNL’s” Jason] Sudekis and [Justin] Theroux and [“The Office’s” John] Krasinksi. They have a whole little gang. I’ll just hear him yelling into a headset at all hours of the night. And often when he’s done, I’ll ask him to pass me the ketchup and he’ll say, “Is that the way you address a general? [x]

Amy, you need to apologize to General Arnett RIGHT NOW